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Below is the short press release to publicise the learning device

Having difficulty coping with school work? Not being able to memorise long Maths and Physics formulas? Wanting to use a more profound word in your language composition?
Don't worry, we have a solution for you. The new learning device, Memoriasta! Memoriasta is definitely the thing for you if you have the above problems. It is an electronic device that runs on solar energy and has brains for remembering things that you cannot remember! It has Cambridge dictionary, thesaurus, idioms and phrasal verbs and even names of people and places all over the world! All you have to do is to save the word you want to remember in the dictionary in the word bank. The word bank has a limitation of up to 6000 words! Don't get too excited yet, because that is only for English.
If you cannot remember long formulas in Arithmetics, just enter the formula into the device and the formula will be there for ever! There is limitation up to 20,000 formulas! That is more than the usage of three whole families sharing one device!
So what are you waiting now, act fast now! Memoriasta is only $99.90(excluding GST) and it is smaller than palm size. There is a warranty of two years including damage and repair and exchange.