This is me...

"Jake, we're on air in 5 minutes."
"Okay, got it."

Okay, let's see... Oh, my script.(Reading it) I feel so bad now. Narwin doesn't deserve to be treated this way. She is way too innocent; Philip is the one who should be condemned. If I were his parent and taking in mind all those disrespectful acts that he did, I would simply punish him. Wait a second, whose fault is this in the first place? Philip also did nothing wrong if I am looking into the matter from the angle of patriotism! It is something dreadfully wrong with the school's regulations. What in the world is the school called? Oh yes, Harrison! This school is weird; smart people (like me) will not send our children to this school. Bet its reputation is tarnished after this incident,totally. This whole thing is totally bizarre. All of the three people (Philip, Narwin and Harrison) involved in this turmoil are at fault. Philip for being disrespectful and disobedient; Harrison for setting absurd and ridiculous rules; and Narwin for being unpatriotic (though she was just following orders from her superior). But only Narwin is blamed for her unpatriotism. If I were her, I would simply die of grieve. People accuse and malign me for something that all teachers of Harrison must abide by. And why must I be the unlucky one who is Philip's homeroom teacher?? Wait... Jake! What am I thinking? I should be defaming Narwin as nastily as I could! This is my job! I must gain popularity and achieve something great in showbiz. I am not even involved in this, so why should I care? Cool down and take a deep breath. I will be fine.... AND AWESOME!!!

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